{"id":6997,"date":"2020-02-25T12:37:42","date_gmt":"2020-02-25T12:37:42","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/carnea.cz\/?p=6997"},"modified":"2020-02-25T12:37:45","modified_gmt":"2020-02-25T12:37:45","slug":"wampir-pise-v","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/carnea.cz\/?p=6997","title":{"rendered":"Wamp\u00edr p\u00ed\u0161e V"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>V\u00e1noce Pani\u010dka mi \u0159\u00edkala, \u017ee p\u0159ijdou. Nem\u011bl jsem ale nejmen\u0161\u00ed tu\u0161en\u00ed, co to pro m\u011b znamen\u00e1. Pani\u010dka \u0159\u00edkala, \u017ee pokud budu zlobit, nenajdu nic pod strome\u010dkem. Nebyl jsem z toho moudr\u00fd, to m\u00e1m jako chodit po lese a hledat n\u011bco pod stromem\ud83e\udd14?! A pro\u010d vlastn\u011b? A co to jsou V\u00e1noce, advent, \u0161t\u011bdrove\u010dern\u00ed ve\u010de\u0159e a kdo je Je\u017e\u00ed\u0161ek, Mikul\u00e1\u0161 a Barborka? V\u0161e jsem je m\u011bl co nevid\u011bt dozv\u011bd\u011bt. Kdy\u017e za\u010dal prosinec, nastal u n\u00e1s po\u0159\u00e1dn\u00fd zmatek. Za\u010dalo se p\u00e9ct, ukl\u00edzet a tak d\u00e1le. T\u011bch v\u016fn\u00ed co se linulo z kuchyn\u011b. Po\u0159\u00e1d mi z toho kru\u010delo v b\u0159\u00ed\u0161ku. Nejd\u0159\u00edv byla ta Barborka. \u0158eknu v\u00e1m, holka k se\u017er\u00e1n\u00ed to byla\u2764! Pozd\u011bji mi dokonce i vykvetla. To byla m\u0148amka. Pak p\u0159i\u0161el Mikul\u00e1\u0161. Ten mi donesl p\u00e1r pamlsk\u016f. No, Barborka mi byla sympati\u010dt\u011bj\u0161\u00ed. Myslel jsem, \u017ee to je v\u0161echno. \u017de t\u00edm ty V\u00e1noce kon\u010d\u00ed. Ale pani\u010dky po\u0159\u00e1d ukl\u00edzely a pekly. Pak moje pani\u010dka ne\u0161la do \u0161koly. \u017de pr\u00fd m\u00e1 pr\u00e1zdniny. Tak to to bude asi v\u00e1\u017en\u00e9, kdy\u017e se kv\u016fli tomu tak fl\u00e1k\u00e1! Pani\u010dka na m\u011b moc \u010dasu ale nem\u011bla. Opravdu po\u0159\u00e1d pekla. Nech\u00e1pu. Pro\u010d? Potom m\u011b jednou vyndala z klece s t\u00edm, \u017ee se p\u016fjdu fotit. To zn\u00e1m. Dost\u00e1v\u00e1m u toho n\u011bjak\u00e9 dobr\u016ftky, tak\u017ee to p\u0159e\u017eiju. Pani\u010dka vyndala n\u011bjakou podivnou \u010dervenou \u010depici s bambul\u00ed. \u0158ekla mi, \u017ee to je \u010depice Santy. Ten chod\u00ed a rozd\u00e1v\u00e1 d\u00e1rky jako u n\u00e1s Je\u017e\u00ed\u0161ek. Vystlala mi \u010depici n\u011bjakou podlo\u017ekou, abych to m\u011bl asi m\u011bk\u010d\u00ed. Tak pr\u00fd abych se j\u00ed tam nepo\u010d\u016fral. Takov\u00e1 drzost \ud83d\ude21! Jako bych to n\u011bkdy ud\u011blal. Ka\u017edop\u00e1dn\u011b m\u011b tam dala, fotila a krmila m\u011b kouskama sal\u00e1tu. Ani to nebylo zapot\u0159eb\u00ed, moc se mi v \u010depici toti\u017e l\u00edb\u00edlo. Kdy\u017e m\u011b cht\u011bla vyndat ven, po\u0159\u00e1dn\u011b jsem j\u00ed nad\u00e1val. Bylo tam tak teplo a m\u011bkou\u010dko, prost\u011b n\u00e1dhera. A te\u010f m\u00e1m jako mrznout? Zapome\u0148! P\u0159i\u0161lo r\u00e1no 24. Pani\u010dka se se mnou pomazlila a pop\u0159\u00e1la mi kr\u00e1sn\u00e9 V\u00e1noce. Dopoledne mi p\u0159ipravovala tu \u0161t\u011bdrove\u010dern\u00ed ve\u010de\u0159i. Pak n\u011bkam zmizela a vr\u00e1tila se a\u017e k ve\u010deru. A to jsem se nesta\u010dil divit! Obl\u00e9kla si na sebe (bez jej\u00edch obvykl\u00fdch protest\u016f!) \u0161aty. Potom mi donesla ve\u010de\u0159i. Byl to strome\u010dek! L\u00edstky sal\u00e1tu, papriky nap\u00edchnut\u00e9 na d\u0159ev\u00ed\u010dku jako strome\u010dek. Podstavcem byl kus okurky a hv\u011bzdou mrkvi\u010dka. A dostal jsem i zeleninov\u00fd \u0161p\u00edz \ud83d\ude0d! Bohu\u017eel to pani\u010dka nestihla ani vyfotit, zlikvidoval jsem to hned. Nad\u0161en\u011b jsem se na to vrhnul a spapal to cel\u00e9 i s klac\u00edkama. M\u0148am! Pak ode\u0161la pani\u010dka na svoj\u00ed ve\u010de\u0159i s rodinou. Pozd\u011bji mi vypr\u00e1v\u011bla, \u017ee je od ve\u010de\u0159e vyru\u0161il n\u011bjak\u00fd hluk. Byl jsem to j\u00e1. Pil jsem z nap\u00e1je\u010dky! To byl snad ten nejv\u011bt\u0161\u00ed v\u00e1no\u010dn\u00ed z\u00e1zrak! Pozd\u011b ve\u010der, skoro v noci mi pani\u010dka donesla n\u011bkolik bal\u00ed\u010dk\u016f a pomohla mi je rozbalit. Dostal jsem dva obrovsk\u00e9 pytle hrachov\u00fdch vlo\u010dek, troje pamlsky, a sennou boudi\u010dku. Je to takov\u00fd pel\u00ed\u0161ek se st\u0159\u00ed\u0161kou, do kter\u00e9ho mi schov\u00e1vaj\u00ed pamlsky. R\u00e1d po n\u00ed lezu, zvl\u00e1dnu j\u00ed i p\u0159esko\u010dit. Te\u010f u\u017e je skoro zni\u010den\u00e1, t\u00e9m\u011b\u0159 jsem j\u00ed se\u017eral \ud83d\ude0c&#8230; V\u00e1noce jsem si moc u\u017eil. Tak kdy zase budou? Za dva m\u011bs\u00edce? Ne? Co\u017ee, a\u017e za rok\ud83d\ude2e\ud83d\ude10?! Ale neeee&#8230; V\u00e1\u0161 Wamp\u00edr<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"480\" height=\"640\" src=\"http:\/\/carnea.cz\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/02\/20191225_132121.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-6998\" srcset=\"https:\/\/carnea.cz\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/02\/20191225_132121.jpg 480w, https:\/\/carnea.cz\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/02\/20191225_132121-225x300.jpg 225w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 480px) 100vw, 480px\" \/><figcaption><br><br><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"640\" height=\"480\" src=\"http:\/\/carnea.cz\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/02\/20200116_152452.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-6999\" srcset=\"https:\/\/carnea.cz\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/02\/20200116_152452.jpg 640w, https:\/\/carnea.cz\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/02\/20200116_152452-300x225.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 640px) 100vw, 640px\" \/><\/figure>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>V\u00e1noce Pani\u010dka mi \u0159\u00edkala, \u017ee p\u0159ijdou. Nem\u011bl jsem ale nejmen\u0161\u00ed tu\u0161en\u00ed, co to pro m\u011b znamen\u00e1. Pani\u010dka \u0159\u00edkala, \u017ee pokud budu zlobit, nenajdu nic pod&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[24],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-6997","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-wampir-pise"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/carnea.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6997","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/carnea.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/carnea.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/carnea.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/carnea.cz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=6997"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/carnea.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6997\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":7000,"href":"https:\/\/carnea.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6997\/revisions\/7000"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/carnea.cz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=6997"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/carnea.cz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=6997"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/carnea.cz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=6997"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}