{"id":6972,"date":"2020-01-08T07:43:42","date_gmt":"2020-01-08T07:43:42","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/carnea.cz\/?p=6972"},"modified":"2020-01-08T07:44:42","modified_gmt":"2020-01-08T07:44:42","slug":"wampir-pise-i","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/carnea.cz\/?p=6972","title":{"rendered":"Wamp\u00edr p\u00ed\u0161e I"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>Wamp\u00edr se rozhodl napsat v\u00e1m email po sv\u00e9m a z jeho pohledu. Z \u010deho m\u00e1 nyn\u00ed radost a co se mu stalo&#8230; Do m\u00e9ho poklidn\u00e9ho \u017eivota, kter\u00fd se skl\u00e1dal z spousty j\u00eddla a schov\u00e1v\u00e1n\u00ed se mezi pol\u0161t\u00e1\u0159i pani\u010dky  :-)(viz foto) se vstoupila zm\u011bna. A nebyla to zm\u011bna k lep\u0161\u00edmu&#8230; Jednoho dne m\u011b pani\u010dka dala do takov\u00e9 mal\u00e9 bedny, ve kter\u00e9 bylo jenom seno. Po\u0159\u00e1dn\u011b jsem se lekl a hned za\u010dal d\u00e1vat sv\u016fj nepokoj najevo. L\u00edtal jsem v p\u0159epravce sem a tam a nedbal na pani\u010d\u010dino ut\u011b\u0161ov\u00e1n\u00ed. N\u011bkam jsme jeli a j\u00e1 nev\u011bd\u011bl kam a co se mnou bude&#8230;hrozn\u00fd pocit. Najednou se p\u0159epravka otev\u0159ela a pani\u010dka m\u011b polo\u017eila zp\u00e1tky do m\u00e9 klece! Byl jsem z toho po\u0159\u00e1dn\u011b zmaten\u00fd a vyjeven\u00fd. Okam\u017eit\u011b jsem zapadnul do boudi\u010dky a nedal o sob\u011b v\u011bd\u011bt. Akor\u00e1t jsem se ve\u010der najedl a \u0161up zp\u00e1tky do dome\u010dku! V noci jsem dostal odvahu a znovu vylezl ven. Byl sem sice ve sv\u00e9 kleci, ale v jin\u00e9m dom\u011b. A vedle m\u00e9 klece st\u00e1l box s n\u011bjakou obludou, o kter\u00e9 \u0159\u00edkali, \u017ee je to \u0161nek Kry\u0161tof. \u0160nek?! V\u017edy\u0165 je skoro stejn\u011b velk\u00fd jak j\u00e1! Pozd\u011bji jsem se dozv\u011bd\u011bl, \u017ee je to oblovka a \u017ee jsme na chat\u011b. No, ani nev\u00edm, jestli jsem to cht\u011bl v\u011bd\u011bt. Chata m\u011bla jenom dv\u011b v\u00fdhody &#8211; bylo v n\u00ed chladn\u011bji ne\u017e doma a dost\u00e1val jsem v\u00edckr\u00e1t denn\u011b moje milovan\u00e9 pampeli\u0161ky. R\u00e1no jsem se probudil s pekelnou bolest\u00ed oka :-(. Moje mal\u00e1 pani\u010dka si toho v\u0161imla hned. Aby ne, kdy\u017e m\u011b po\u0159\u00e1d tak ope\u010dov\u00e1v\u00e1! Hned o tom dala v\u011bd\u011bt ostatn\u00edm a psalo se dokonce i babi\u010dce \ud83d\ude42 \u010cekalo se, a\u017e se vr\u00e1t\u00ed p\u00e1n\u00ed\u010dek z pr\u00e1ce a odveze n\u00e1s k panu veterin\u00e1\u0159i, jak \u0159\u00edkaly ob\u011b pani\u010dky. Znovu m\u011b \u0161oupli do t\u00e9 p\u0159epravky (tentokr\u00e1t s tr\u00e1vou) a znovu jsme n\u011bkam jeli.  Vystoupili jsme a moje prvn\u00ed pocity byly &#8211; \u0161t\u011bkot = psi = strach! \u010cekali jsme dost dlouho, ne\u017e si n\u00e1s zavolal pan veterin\u00e1\u0159. Okam\u017eit\u011b m\u011b polapil a str\u010dil pod lampu s lupou. A p\u0159edstavte si to &#8211; za\u010dal se mi n\u011b\u010d\u00edm \u0161\u0165ourat v oku:-(! D\u00e1val jsem sv\u016fj odpor hlasit\u011b najevo a p\u011bkn\u011b jsem mu nad\u00e1val. A sv\u011bte div se &#8211; vyt\u00e1hl mi z oka kus hobliny. Kde se tam vzala nikdo nev\u00ed, na hoblin\u00e1ch m\u011b nechovaj\u00ed. Pak mi do oka k\u00e1pnul n\u011bco hnusn\u00e9ho a studen\u00e9ho, mrkl se mi na dr\u00e1pky (kter\u00e9 m\u00e1m v po\u0159\u00e1dku) a zase se mohlo jet dom\u016f. Dali m\u011b zp\u00e1tky do m\u00e9 milovan\u00e9 klece a j\u00e1 myslel, \u017ee to u\u017e je konec toho v\u0161eho, ale ani n\u00e1hodou! Ka\u017ed\u00e9 dv\u011b hodiny mi kapaj\u00ed do oka to studen\u00e9 a na noc d\u00e1vaj\u00ed hmotu, kter\u00e9 \u0159\u00edkaj\u00ed ,,masti\u010dka&#8220;. Brrr Dnes u\u017e se c\u00edt\u00edm mnohem l\u00edp ne\u017e ve \u010dtvrtek, kdy\u017e jsme jeli k veterin\u00e1\u0159i. Radostn\u011b si sk\u00e1\u010du po kleci, p\u00edsk\u00e1m a blbnu s pani\u010dkou. Taky jsem j\u00ed par\u00e1dn\u011b p\u0159ekvapil&#8230;nebo sp\u00ed\u0161 vyd\u011bsil :-)? Pozorovala m\u011b toti\u017e z gau\u010de, kdy\u017e jsem vysko\u010dil na boudi\u010dku a zase hupsnul dol\u016f&#8230;m\u00e1lem dostala infarkt. A j\u00e1 m\u011bl takouvou radost, \u017ee jsem se tam kone\u010dn\u011b vy\u0161kr\u00e1bal \ud83d\ude42 Z\u00edtra jedeme dom\u016f a st\u011bhuju se do t\u00e9 obrovsk\u00e9 klece! Z toho m\u00e1m fakt velkou radost. A v pond\u011bl\u00ed na kontrolu k panu veterin\u00e1\u0159i, ach jo. Za tu bol\u00edstku to ale asi st\u00e1lo, pani\u010dka m\u011b te\u010f \u0159\u00e1dn\u011b rozmazluje \ud83d\ude42 Wamp\u00edr <\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"576\" height=\"1024\" src=\"http:\/\/carnea.cz\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/01\/sta\u017een\u00fd-soubor-576x1024.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-6973\" srcset=\"https:\/\/carnea.cz\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/01\/sta\u017een\u00fd-soubor-576x1024.jpg 576w, https:\/\/carnea.cz\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/01\/sta\u017een\u00fd-soubor-169x300.jpg 169w, https:\/\/carnea.cz\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/01\/sta\u017een\u00fd-soubor.jpg 588w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 576px) 100vw, 576px\" \/><\/figure>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Wamp\u00edr se rozhodl napsat v\u00e1m email po sv\u00e9m a z jeho pohledu. Z \u010deho m\u00e1 nyn\u00ed radost a co se mu stalo&#8230; Do m\u00e9ho poklidn\u00e9ho&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[24],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-6972","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-wampir-pise"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/carnea.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6972","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/carnea.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/carnea.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/carnea.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/carnea.cz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=6972"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/carnea.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6972\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6974,"href":"https:\/\/carnea.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6972\/revisions\/6974"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/carnea.cz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=6972"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/carnea.cz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=6972"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/carnea.cz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=6972"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}